Tuesday, July 10, 2007 ♥

haha i actually pia through scanning the whole morning.
normally it'd take me two days (normal pace=a bit slacking) to finish scanning a whole file, which consists of 2 months of payment vouchers...
(p.s. i can drag for days & days if i don feel like doing it, i luv going on strikes *winks*)
but...
today...
i actually finished aug 2006 and sep 2006 in under one morning!
wee...i broke my own hardworking record!



ha, so now i shall slack " P
12.37pm




*** 4.00pm
carrying on, lemme teach u a trick or two in e wrking society (for those who didn't noe alr)

-temp positions only-

1. why slack? so ppl wun haf too high expectations of u
- don't peak right at e start, others will start to think u're superman n give u lotsa shit
- slack for rainy days (ie. so tat even whn u're havin a bad day, u wun fall back too much)

2. shuddup n listen.
- listening to gossips included (so as to add colour to ur boring desk job)
- will enable u to siam most conflicts & politics (or if u're kena scolded, e boss will just end her barking at u aft a while)
- save u the embarrassment of making stupid comments (esp useful if u're not tactful wif ur words)

3. reach promptly but leave promptly too (u may choose to arr early to clock more hrs & get paid more)
- why stay in the boring office when u can partee outside! don't u miss those fun days?!
- unless ur boss reaches late everyday, it's better to set a good record right fr e start
- so u can let everyone noe how 'committed' u are to ur wrk & others might jus praise u ;-)

4. 'enjoy' ur stay thre
- don't try to rush thr all ur wrk. ur wrkload will nvr end
- make good use the resources(eg. pantry! stationery!)
- listen to office jokes or tips tat u might be very useful in the future

5. appeal to everyone (be likeable)
- so that they will dote on u / help u out in times of crisis / offer u things (playing the saint)
- u might jus get several farewell treats (=saving lotsa lunch/dinner money!)

6. don't be a hero
- don't take on jobs handed to u whn they're not supposed to
- open ur mouth to ask whn in doubt (most of e time what u assume is wrong)

7. Observe, be prepared and proceed wif caution

so there u go, a lil' of wad i've picked up tho mebe not accomplished in these 3 mths. do share a lil' or enlighten me some more if u've got ur own experience. cheerios! =D

Friday, July 06, 2007 ♥

hey, wanna noe sth great in my office? i get to listen to FREE music all morning today! WOW~
no...i'm not refering to FM radio or pop or R&B or any music genres...
i'm refering to human voices....yes! music created by the argument of 2 colleagues in the IT dept over some error report...it's endless nvr seems to end and they've been "talking" to each other through gritted teeth...here are some interesting things they said:
"I don't know! I didn't send the report..it's auto report!"
"yes!! but how come it will haf auto report?"
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"ni de error bu yi yang (not the same)...ni de error guai4 guai4 (weird weird) de!"
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"aiya i sent it (docs) yesterday and it went thr so why now thn haf error report?!)

blah blah blah...office stuff...anw the one (female) that got tis auto report thingy isnt the most popular person in the office (loner) and the other guy is our CSC i/c, meaning he takes care of most planning of activities (eg. fruits day, sports week, etc) and he's known as UNCLE here cos of his uncle personality. SO! u can imagine not even having to look but hearing all the unpleasant tone in their voices and how impatient they were getting wif each other every next minute. but wait! it's even more funny if u pop up head up to lOOk at their faces. they were having a hard time controlling their tempers alright! tho' u hear their nasty tones...u see an expressionless and trying-very-hard to be calm kinda face. imagine that! so ironic! but i luv it!! hahahaha

i wonder how come the managers didn't come out to settle their problem...maybe it's cos they're too used to this CSC guy's Loud voice le...ha! but w/o the interference of managers, it's even better...cos i get to hear soome sniggering n laughter coming fr neighbouring tables...many tiny heads oso peek out at certain intervals to take a look at e ongoing "fight"...hmm...mebe it shld stay more lyk tis so i can get entertained all e time! mmuahahaha

I don't think there'll b a conclusion to this argument...they'll prob let it rest after they find nth else to "talk" about...lols the CSC i/c even rmbed to put out the fruits aft all the heat! wow hahaha i'm off to get fruits le! (i mean snatch!) LOL....got to run...............

Wednesday, July 04, 2007 ♥

...a skateboard
...to learn how to drive/bike!
...to sky-dive!!
...to master Japanese
...a handy notebook
...20K in my bank by nxt yr (ha!)
...to fear NOTHING!
...to earn earn earn
...to spend spend spend
...to visit Charmaine & Jordain (who's wif me?lol)
...a clean house
...movie marathon! (as long as i can tahan)
...to go back-packing (rmb, abalone??)
...to make everyone happy =D)
...to lose >11 pounds! (hahaha...lyk forever!)
...happiness!!!
...to spend time wif alllll my frenz =D
...to score no lower than B for all my tests (I wish...)

Tuesday, July 03, 2007 ♥

aiyo eh hk...u're taking it too seriously la...don't hover over that incident fer so long...plus u nvr tell us we oso didn't think u were upset over tat day...
it wasn't lyk we treat u lyk a salesgirl...we went out tt nite thinkin mebe it cld b a girls' nite out...but even if u bring him along, nvm...we give u n him ur space...that's right, we were giving u space...if not if 3 of us were chatting tgt n shoppin tgt, he'd be e only one left out...or mebe feeling more than awkward...so there was no other intention than that...u needed a private space wif him n charm n i respect tat...so we din include u so much in our conversation loh...
regardin us tokin to u once in a while asking tis n tat, it's oso to make u feel wif us at e same time...not two distinct separate grps...we kept a lil interaction here n there so as to make u feel we are aware of ur presence n didn't ask u to come out jus to waste time watchin us do our stuff...sry if u tot we jus treated u lyk a salesgirl...cos we didn't mean to...anw, we wldn't haf consulted u if u weren't our clse fren n weren't good at those stuff...we wldn't have poked fun at u and asked u fer advice/help if we tot u were jus a salesgirl...so please, stop thinkin tat way...u're only hurtin urself and causing everyone to feel sad...
perhaps it's better if we'd met him a few more times b4...thn at least he wun be a total stranger n i won't feel stupid saying lame stuff lyk i oways do ard u girls...think abt it...i've said my piece...

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